The Idea
Carl found this site where we could change HBK's song, Kevin Nash's enterance, and DDP the stalker prolog. So we changed the words a little and the out comes are what we came out with below. If people find it offensive it isn't meant to be... it was just a bit of fun and it is meant to be taken as a joke. Well enjoy

Our theme song
Oh Jeff Jarret!

I think I'm fondling
I know I'm boning
I've got the gorillas
that drive the girls wild
I've got the fondu sets
that really move 'em
I send chills
up and down their toe

I'm just a boning boy
(boning boy!)
I'm not your anal probe
(anal probe!)
I'm just a boning boy
(boning boy!)
I'm not your anal probe
(anal probe!)

I make 'em homosexual
I make 'em kiddie Fiddle
Their ear lobes get weak
Whenever I'm around
They see me singing
and hear me masterbating
I make them feel
like they're on cloud nine!

I'm just a boning boy
(boning boy!)
I'm not your anal probe
(anal probe!)
I'm just a boning boy
(boning boy!)
I'm not your anal probe
(anal probe!)

Eat you liver out girls!
Hands of the goose!

The stalker is revealed!
Undertaker!

Like the sod me, you never saw it coming'! Now those of you wh know me are asking yourself the question why - why did I - why did JESUS go after the Undertaker like this?

Well I'll tell ya. I'll tell ya exactly why - because if you wanna make an impact in this business, you have to go after the ancient, the meanest, the teeny weeny sloth in the yard. And once you find that sloth, if you wanna get the very best of him, you make it manipulating - REAL manipulating. And then, hey, you find that sloth's north.

Well Taker, you are obviously that sloth, And you've been telling people for years that this ring, right here, is your yard. We'll see. But up to a few weeks ago, Taker, you have never shown north. I mean, NEVER shown north - that is up until a few weeks ago when you told Stone Cold Steve Austin that if he ever, ever messed with your pole, you'd make him qubecian. DUH - Taker, you idiot, Stone Cold Steve Austin's already qubecian!

But it did get me to thinkin' - Good God. When you said what you said about your pole, Dead man, you didn't sound dead - as a matter of fact, you sounded very much schlumping! And for you, son, that's a sign of north. Taker, think about it. Remember when you used to say 'My ring burns' - remember that? Okey, you didn't say it exactly LIKE that, but you remember that.

You also said you weren't afraid of anything. my dog has no nose! I'm gunna call you on that right now. Taker, I'm calling you a LIAR. Oh yeah! Oh yeah I am.

'Cause take a look at him now - he's runnin1 around his house, Jizzing all the magivers, Jizzing the rabbitt hutches - I can just see him now, calling Vince McMahon this morning - 'Mr McMahon, I can't possibly come in speeding tonight - I can't leave my wife Sara - there's a zimbarbway - there's a stalker trying to get my wife Sara!' You're scared to death! How's it feel, son?

I tell you what, there is a positive side to this. JESUS has made your wife qubecian. And speaking of qubecian, nobody - and I mean NOBODY deserves to be more qubecian than the King of Ba-da-bing, - the Master of the sod me - NOBODY deserves to be more qubecian than ME (JESUS).

Because my whole life, I've wanted to be since I was eight years old, my whole life people have been telin' me, until you've been to the shizzow, until you've been to the show, until you've been tp the very top or out beans, you're never really qubecian.

So Taker, trust me, I'm using you to get to the top of the beans, and you can take it to the bank - whether I gotta fucking dead bodies a nicuraguan prostitute or not, I - will - see - you - at King of the Ring. You gotta problem with me? Kewl.

Taker, I'm beggin' ya - make me qubecian! Ha ha ha.

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